Use my distaff to rip it open wider, banishing death to wander between realities for all eternity. Duh.
Loom?!?
wow I haven’t seen loom referenced in ages.
Why fix it?
picks up a roll of gaffer tape time to get to work I guess?
If Grant Morrison has taught me anything it is that we should all start masturbating at times like these
Well, I’ve got duct tape, an anvil, bubblegum, a diesel generator, some pennies, salt and vinegar potato chips, and I’ve been watching a lot of Macguyver, so I’m sure we can rig something up.
Temporal crochet
Corporate America: … how can we weaponize this and turn a profit?
This was caused by mathematics, it must be solved by mathematics:
Take the Euler identity and raise it to TREE(3), divide by all prime numbers, and finally integrate Pi over all elliptical surfaces.
I’ve got a tube of JB Weld. That’ll do the trick
By having yet another dream about falling into a blackhole
I make sure that no apples are around. Help will come in a blue box.
Utilising a McGuffin
I’m going to cop a squat and start shumming and not stop until it’s fixed.
Makes me think of the loom of destiny
