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MinnesotaGoddam
I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take
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politics @lemmy.world•Mamdani releases undisclosed 9/11 files about air quality at Ground ZeroEnglish
7·3 hours agoaccording to US Constitution Amendment 14 Section 3 neither could trump in 2024 but here we are
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politics @lemmy.world•Mamdani releases undisclosed 9/11 files about air quality at Ground ZeroEnglish
1·3 hours agoamerica’s mayor would never. but the R oozed off a long time ago. he’s america’s mayo now
(Am I doing this right?)

YES AND BY “YOUR HOG” I MEAN YOUR PENITS
It’s a strong name with history. Just, times have changed
I got a friend who I bet would put a great tune to this. It’s just his kind of rhyme. He’s busy with a show until November, but you up for it?
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cats@lemmy.world•Miez only gets to go outside every third night following her latest health problems (from eating too much grass). She gets to occupy my lazy boy in return.English
1·8 hours agowe got some grass treats and have been portioning them out to our kitties like pills
we hope it eventually helps the flatulence. like her favorite game is farting on me.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•United States space force uniform - by Hugo BossEnglish
3·20 hours agoSo i get my knowledge from wikipedia. all the us flight badges are eagle wings on either side of a shield. or in the below case, staff.

for example these are flight surgeon wings. the new space force bullshit looks like they took they grabbed a mirror universe star trek insignia and then slapped it where the shield should go.
what if i’m a wolfman with surfing powers?
Uh, munchies aren’t a thing with shrooms. They are with thc.
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politics @lemmy.world•U.S. Mint Begins Selling Trump $1 Coins. Are They Legal?English
1·21 hours agoI got a few on the DC metro, but those are the only I encountered in circulation. And since it was that long ago, memory is unreliable.
hey everyone this dude’s three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!
listen here, bucky
wow now the word makes sense
maybe some of us are just naturally kinky tho.
like, i went to see a… what’s it called. spine adjuster. based off woo ghost mormon magic, but the dude did really good therapeutic massage too once he learned what’s what and did what he could to really help his clients. including me, when he did his xray he told me he was going to tell me to stand up straight but turns out my spine just does that. so next time someone tells me to stand up straight, tell them i have doctor’s orders to flip them off but am too polite to.
i just flip them off.
I won’t stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it’s poop hole.
maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.
we wore a lot of elastic
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•U.S. Mint Begins Selling Trump $1 Coins. Are They Legal?English
1·1 day agowires are crossed
tinfoil hats
oh good we’re understanding each other


yeah, i only got a fancier-than-spigen case on this one because i wanted a better handle/stand for the phone, and my spigen ones i got just had cheap thin plastic for a kickstand that kept breaking. also my phone now has a slider that goes over the camera and that i think is pretty slick, and these racing stripes add wind resistance.
but spigens work pretty good