It’s all fun and games until the kinks come out.

Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!

What is capable of driving me mad is that these days it seems more like “recent survey says that water isn’t wet, everyone saying otherwise is a terrorist.”

“A lie can travel the world while the truth is still trying to put on it’s shoes” or something like that.

Did… Did you just link an onion article as a source?