Is this true? If so, I like it a lot.

Is it a lie, hence a shit post? If so, I must cleanse my mind again.

I’m going to have to do the math, aren’t i? And verify whether or not it’s true…

Oh I’m just glad it’s a short month which means I’ll get paid a few days sooner than I normally would have. I urgently need funds asap.

Nice

You’re making assumptions and there is no information available about any of that. Plenty of former celebrities are blending in society working normal jobs and we would never know who they were.

What was that acronym he came up with, something about I don’t need a bucket cuz the horse is just the right height 🤯

Hey I’m a woman and I said it ironically but if you feel like contorting your face & body in response to one word someone else said, then hey it’s your life.

We do need to take a moment of silence for the airplanes that are in the ocean. Because that is actually quite tragic & sad.

I was a full-grown adult when LazyTown came into existence and I can verify Stephanie was indeed a baddie who apparently had very protective parents because she has never been in the public eye since. Except for the Stephanie 2.0 who everyone considered the imposter because she wasn’t the original actress, and she’s the only one who’s tried to make herself known via internet videos of herself in her cheap apartment kitchen but she’s an adult and pretending to be a little girl just didn’t hit right and I suppose she had to find a less glamorous job, anything to pay the bills.

Whoa. I was too young to vote at the time, but I wouldn’t have voted for him because whenever he talked he sounded like an evangelical preacher.

Because wars are orchestrated by our world leaders and Bank owners because wars generate revenue for them. Those people also run AI so of course they wouldn’t want to interfere with their own revenue.

When I think of New Orleans I think of Mardi Gras where I can flash my tiddies and earn colorful shiny strings of beads. But imagine my surprise when I realized I could buy colorful shiny beads at the Dollar Tree and not even have to travel to Louisiana and expose myself.

Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?

Thanks to Catherine the Great, we all have to specify which part of the horse we’re going to ride.

Спасйбо, друг 😄

You: Of course! Go via metro around the corner.

Bob: Thank you for your help, friend!

You: Nothing of it! (but I don’t know what that last word “удамй” means)

Can you blame a guy for spiraling after being MK Ultra’ed?

You must’ve had a different Lemmy username in the 1800s, because your account history doesn’t go back that far.

We could still make limericks about current-day atrocities if we wanted to.

It really does look way too high-res for a screenshot

I like iron.