Never fear! The grammar fairy is here! 🧚🏼‍♀️

“all but hurt” means that he felt all of the emotions EXCEPT for hurt.

“all butt hurt” is probably what you meant, but would still need a hyphen (i.e. all butt-hurt) to distinguish between being a figure of speech vs his entire buttocks literally hurting.

Grammar fairy flies off to rescue the next fellow in need 🧚🏼‍♀️

Tell me you’ve never gnawed on a traffic cone without telling me you’ve never gnawed on a traffic cone.

I was absolutely crazy about these when I was a child. Couldn’t get enough of them. Now for adult me these are WAY TOO SWEET and instantly make my teeth hurt. Actually haven’t tried one in probably 20 years.

I wonder if he intentionally posed for the photo like that or if it was accidental coincidence. It’s brilliant.

WARNING! CLICKING ON THAT UNLABELED THING UP THERE WILL INSTANTLY DOWNLOAD SOMETHING TO YOUR DEVICE 😳

It’s far away, and the hand that’s holding the UFO is GINORMOUS.

I think you missed the part about operating a riding mower while publicly consuming alcohol. That’s the part that’s illegal for everyone.

Yes! For 10 years I was addicted to those fitness classes and YES I eventually started wearing ear plugs because the music volume was ridiculous.

But that’s illegal for everyone. Even for women.

Men’s rights don’t vary state by state, but women’s rights do vary state by state. There I said it out loud because I’m talking into my phone.

I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?

People who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.

It was all real. No post-production sound editing whatsoever. His nipples & toilet plunger were tuned like 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

I wonder how many servings of high fructose corn syrup and corn oil we’ve all consumed that contained FDA-appproved trace amounts of liquefied human?

Ribbit

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Oops you’re right, I meant to reply to Gladaed

At the risk of seeming LGBTQ-insensitive, I’m gonna have to question the mechanics of a girl cumming inside of a girl 🤔

Anyway I’m a girl, and as a side note I’m so excited a super-hot guy we’ve been flirting for months is finally cumming over today & I think he’s going to cum inside me and I’M SOOO EXCITED 🤤

Oh! You mean they’ll tell you you can’t sleep with somebody else

but either way, it’s okay, you wake up with yourself

??

If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.