Cat owners always ask how to train a cat to use the toilet. But one thing Youtube, Google, or any other search won’t tell you is that this is one way NOT to train your cat to use the toilet.

Wait… you mean they’re lying? Like, not telling the truth!? For shame and depravity! My pearls are clutched and my bloomers are officially bunched!

The Epstein list isn’t a major deal. As shocking as that is, it’s the real truth. So, what happens when they release the files? He gets more convictions? The Epstein files are just as much smoke and mirror as anything else he posts. He’s the president, elected after being convicted, not charged, convicted. None of it matters to him. Your “deep cut” was as deep as a puddle, broseph.

Yeah, I also disagree. Trump is not now, nor was he ever a brilliant strategist. This shutdown is bad, and he knows it, so he’s going to try to make a deal so he can autograph more of his books. He doesn’t give a single shit about government, the country, or party lines. He will sellout everyone, no question.

On the other hand, they may be thinking twice after all of his broken promises to pay everyone ever. The idea of a potential pardon doesn’t carry as much weight when the person making the promise notoriously lies about his follow through.

I find this comparison offensive. Whores have way more integrity than politicians.