Ok Wesley…

The saying “Not even a pot to piss in.” doesnt just mean you have nothing, it also refers to the fact you couldnt even make any money because if you had a pot you could sell your urine.

Nailed it lol

Van Wilder?

Got me lol

Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues

Its called nicky nicky nine doors. Its even got a song.

Do people really talk about their mortgages? Ive got one but have never mentioned it in conversation

I think the makers of Shrek learned that lesson

I think the screenshots are from Seven Psychopaths, a good movie if you havent seen it.

Genious

Which are the bad ones?

As a plant pathologist I approve this post.

Its just not how acronymns work

With the exception of not shitting yourself becaude theres a porta potty

😏

Are suggesting the word itself has become enshittified?

Step 3: ???

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