You can’t hump a PCB after everyone else has gone home though.

I mean, I don’t get where exactly the bus is (there are only Underground stations on the 94 route), but it’s clearly got plates, it’s a real London bus and the pavement is next to it.

You’re right about that. I don’t think people realise how much blu-ray players rely on a licensed firmware encoding that has an expiry date, for instance. Your un-DRMd games and movies are yours.

I like to think my cyberpunk dystopia job will be catching these people in a giant butterfly net when they escape from the Palantir Workhouse.

Gestures around

He’s attacking digital media, which isn’t really an issue as most of it you can keep on shelves and in boxes. Seems like it’s just online stores with licenses that are the problem.

Uh, games on DVD can’t be deleted or taken away from you (though actually they could by a firmware update). Not sure what he meant by that.

Helper function has comment explaining what it’s for instead of being named for what it does.

Both need to stand on the floor and stop being so tryhard. Part of being ND is seeing when things people just accept are actually bollocks.

NaN is still mad about the new twenty pence being so small and fiddly.

Nah, I’ve never had a sense for electromagnetism. It was fixed, thanks, at least for some number of years.

I’ve been in those loads. Never felt anything! :(

Jake Weary was better

Matt Damon

Why would you have children if you wanted to sleep ever again?

I miss when the tech business model was to find where buyers and sellers were interacting, insert an app in the middle and then add fees.

Go to the park and watch kids play. They’ll be less overpaid and spend less time on the floor.

It’s like if Mr Motivator had a baby with a cargo net.

The canal in my uni town was immediately replaced by the railways pretty much the instant it was completed. They’re pretty cool though - you can walk along it, go on a narrowboat, canoe, fish out shopping trolleys, hide bodies, catch dysentery, or get attacked by Canada Geese.

Omg so many of my colleagues uncritically think is going to work and don’t even notice when it doesn’t.