That was also bizarre.

No! It was one of the most normal experiences of your life!

One of my favorite scenes that I saw David Spade in was in Grandma’s Boy. The main group ended up going to a vegan restaurant and when they realize it, they made jokes about it to the waiter (David Spade). Then the waiter goes off on the group.

https://youtu.be/tztMIh-sUqQ

My guess is they are referring to the christian book series about the rapture. Some movies got made out of them. At least one was starring Kirk Cameron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind

I’m glad you think about my fuzzy penis shape

Did you know Adam?

In other news, water is wet.

I never found any in the woods, but I did find some underneath the bathroom sink at my uncle’s house.

You mean switch the channel back and forth until it becomes unscrambled for a second. Then press the button or button combo on the remote in order to keep the unscrambled feed going. Then hit record on the vcr so you can tape over your least favorite cartoon tape.

It used to take prep work to get porn as a teen.

As I heard someone say once, “Cats will teach you about consent.”

I remember someone saying during his first term, “Not everyone that voted for trump is a Nazi, but every Nazi voted for trump.”

https://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=7794

Tom Morello, took offense to the fact that Mitt Romney’s choice for vice-president, Paul Ryan, cited Rage as his favorite band

I argued that with someone last year. They seemed to have a ‘oh yeah’ moment when I told them that.

Not really. If someone wins with 51% of the vote, they normally look to the other side for policy. If they win with 90% of the vote they don’t care about the other side.

Yuuuup

The real epiphany comes when you realize working 9-5 was 8 hours. Meaning the lunch break was included. Just another hit to the working class. What a way to make a living.

I usually tell people that I have a rare medical condition where everything I say sounds sarcastic, but I’m serious. It doesn’t work all the time. I had my co-workers, after 5 years of knowing me, think I was lying about something because I smiled towards the end. I had to explain to them my condition. Then I had to explain that it’s not a real condition, but just a way to easily explain my goofiness.

The more I would try to convince people the more they thought I was lying. I just don’t try anymore.

The common ground is money 💰 💵

Are you okay bro?

All these things that you ‘know as facts’ aren’t true.

Now in my 30s, I check every day against what my life was at that time. My life has only ever gotten better. Even on the verge of a fascist hell

Huzzah. I’m in my 40s but same. Here’s to always trying to improve yourself.