Yeah, I figure as much.

Oh yeah, definitely. Good for him that he’s stinking cute.

Yeah, we’ve tried adding more scratching posts of various sizes, tried foil, citrus, ignoring him when he scratches the couch while praising him when using scrathing posts, and probably more methods that I’m forgetting. The little asshole still won’t leave the couch alone.

*Rodents, the local birds, and other small animals.

I’m sorry to hear that, saying goodbye is truly the worst part of pets. I hope you’re holding up ok.