Trump won because he ran unopposed.

“Free”

A democrat in Palm Beach? That’s super illegal.

Me finding out Silver Surfer was a stupid-hard game 20 years after beating it:

The syphilis has completely cooked his brain.

“Why would we prosecute him?”

“J-j-just don’t!”

An evergreen headline.

Sorghum

He lost me at vitamin.

“In this essay I will…”

God bless epigenetics!

Tell that to my malfunctioning neocortex.

Another surrender from the monkey.

It has a much cooler name than “shelter”.

I hope the term “horseshit” was thrown around a few times.

It’s not even the Rutles.

I just assume that anytime he is not on camera, that he is getting constant TPA.

Ashto-Afpo.

Sterling made the prediction 30 years agp, and this chud is just walking right into it.

This is what happens when your bars only stay open 'til midnight.

He says, as they are press-ganging migrants to fight on the front lines and fabricating evidence in order to seize oligarch fortunes.