I’m sure you fuck good or will one day if you haven’t already.

It’s okay to have boundaries.

Have fun watching me be balls deep in my partner, fed boys. Be jelly cause you can’t fuck like me.

On all that is Holy. That would be a helluvah strong astronaut name. I’d be like, “That’s my astronaut.”

Ew

Have you ever known them to be consistent with their bullshit?

And don’t you ever be ashamed of it. Folks like you make the world a better place.

I think it’s education, not America.

What’s your price range for a good dinner?

Nope. I’m not a big fan of shows like that honestly.

Balls. Where pee is stored.

We can be true friends.

Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.

Dear god, man, don’t give the universe any ideas!

Right now there’s some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he’s in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

I would have that painted and put on my wall.

Nah. That’s victory. Bask in it.

FUCK OFF RANDY!

I love this place.

Man lucky you are a!