username fits

“Jesus says to forgive…”

I wish had the patent on the cancer screening I’d be printing out cancer dough. Cancer is as lucrative of a business as war. If you ain’t expecting peace, why expect a cure

bitches be trippin

“Accident” sitting over there saying: “you can fart by me if you have to, I’d understand” “just remember to still do it with purpose though. Remember what the tortoise taught”

Just don’t catch yourself sleep walking around the house looking for makeshift half-waked relief options/solutions like I had a couple times caught myself doing as a kid. We had one of those foot-pedal operated trash cans in the kitchen I woke up in front of one time, just having stopped myself from missing the toilet by a room and a half, and having to blame some kind of crazy impossibly unusual mess on the dog or something or risk waking up right after peeing and having to take out that bag of piss right there and then in the middle of the night

acrchive.is/ before links to paywalled articles still worked for this one, Didn’t try 12ft.io or however the formatting for that site works, (initial attempt unsuccessful)

sauce?

Cum towards the light

shour thots

this has made my day (shittier, but still, made nonetheless)

here we go again… Thank you as always MrScruff 8)

This is great! it might not even read as reverse psychology to them initially, maybe just as a hyperbole. A perfect prompt for them to consider how much a hyperbole it might actually not be for them

“You should shop less”

I’d be pissed too. Doesn’t look very portable

Interstellar, Cloud Atlas, Inception, …

“I’m the captain now”

Protect this man (the OOP) from the wamons at all costs!!

/s

Nickelodeon might need some rescuing, or this could spell the end of ol spunchpop n patchik…

hairoine