artifex

Sure, but I have to imagine it was written with currently-alive kids in mind, not the not-yet-conceived. Now get off my lawn.

E.T. came out in 1982. The oldest millennials would have been 2 years old. It’s a Gen-X movie. The rest of the text holds up tho.

I think it was the black guy more than the tan suit that they took exception to.

Not true. I just shouted “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” and now people are looking in my direction and whispering.

It acts as a shock absorber for its brain.

It’s much harder to arrest someone for “normal reaction “

democrat + extensive brain damage = republican

Amazing. I’m not sure why I’m surprised.

I always wondered how they made pants that do this. Normally if you stretch material across two points it flattens across the span. Is this material just so thin that it doesn’t? Do they put a seam or darts in to intentionally pull it into the crack?

If they have marching armies of weaponized death machines they will also definitely have unlicensed nuclear reactors.

Not once they have private armies of killer robots.