Is there any other connection? I mean, Ohio is like the opposite of PR.

I want off this ride now

Does he think Puerto Rico is in Ohio?

He will become an even worse person.

I found a satanic trans-furry republican in my kids candy. It looked me in the eyes and said “eat a queer fetus for Jesus”

Thanks J’Biden

If you look closel, instead of calling it nut juice they just invented a new word: Almondmilk. Check your fridge (if you chug nut juice). The lawyer that came up with this deserves a dinosaur sticker on their hand.

Kinda like if I drink half of a 5 hour energy drink. Do I get 100% of the energy for 2.5 hours or 50% energy for 5 hours?

I think the ai bros decided to hit the gas on ai because it is 95% certain we will fail to stop runaway climate change and thus kill the entire planet whereas letting their superintelligence-in-development take control of everything at this crucial moment gives us a 87% chance of survival but also ensures they are able to finish their massive underground cities and automate as much as possible so they don’t need any poor, which is what the data centers are really for.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

So when beds were held up with rope to support a sack of hay, a newly married couple would come to their honeymoon location and find their bed has be untied by family during the wedding. They would literally have to tie the knot to get into bed.

Hit the hay, and hit the sack used to involve whacking your hay with a detachable bedpost spire to knock the bugs living in it down to a bowl of oil under your bed.

Bonus: honeymoon got its name from the tradition of the bride eating honey for the first month of marriage to increase chances of conception.

If you can say Benedict Cumberbach or Timothy Chalemet you can say his name. English has the sounds already there, you just don’t want to do it.

Having never owned a tablet, it’s either a phone or my pc monitor. I even have an iPhone 12 MINI, and I’m a bigger dude so it looks like a business card in my hand.

I think their sick fantasy is replacement theory, but instead of whatever the far right thinks that is, they will attempt to replace the human workers that generate income and taxes 1:1 with robots. So they will have an obedient army of slave, just like they always wanted.

leans on a cane made of candy tell me more about how presidents shouldn’t just make shit up because their brains are pudding

When people take this hard stance with trans rights (almost always men IME) it sure does feel like they’re saying “you’re gonna have to make trans people illegal so I stop watching trans porn. It’s the only way”

Not shaming anyone’s kink, just seems like a self control problem to me

I’m not reading this because there is nothing useful.

I tell two lies for every truth I say to it. My profile is probably wildly wrong.

You can live but it doesn’t mean I have a spare. Having 3 when you’re born with 2 is a spare.

Read it again

But if I was Born with two, then I don’t have a spare.

It’s because you’re exhausting your mind and body at work and the background monkey brain chatter that ADHD gifted us with. A typical brain just says “I’ll do those later” and gets the work done and then goes home to fix their life. ADHD peeps like me, can’t let go of the “do it later” and just reserve it for later, due to impaired executive function.

I’m 45 and prescribed a rather high amount of amphetamines which help me just say “I’ll do that later” and I can count on myself to actually do it later.