Frankly, for me, who gives a damn about either.

This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.

I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”

And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.

But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.

Um. You think you are quoting me but you are not.

However, I did create a “What?” joke that fell out of control.

The Vulgate. I recommend biblegateway.com.

Like, if you read the Bible, you will find a lot of things aren’t hidden: people just don’t read and listen to people who don’t read and quote shit way out of context.

If this were Satan’s world, would he deceive you into not listening to Jesus?

Biblegateway.com is an AWESOME tool. I don’t have a preference towards any translation. Sometimes, I will dig down to the Vulgate or Greek. I sure as shit have to admit I can’t read Aramaic.

But you can put in the verse and flip between translations on the fly and look for commonalities.

That’s how I eventually discovered the Barabbas was Jesus, and that required me to get down to the Vulgate.

I am not a troll. No I won’t get unhinged.

I was attempting, actually, to be playful and silly and wanted to make you smile.

part of it was to see how unhinged he would get

Literally: you just claimed you were the troll.

mic drop

I am not a troll. You are missing the point.

And with a name like that: dude, your parents were prophetic.

Nope. How can we even be objective on a subjective topic?

You, dude, are objectively wrong on the use of objective.

Objects you can experience, usually you can touch them. Physics, where we derive the subjective concept of “physicality” hinges on its objective conclusions.

This is an abstract discussion over a SUBJECT, which holds no mass and only takes up time but not space.

So you think I am subjectively wrong but you wanted to not speak monosyllabically in hopes you would read more intelligent than me.

Dude, I don’t give a damn. Have a great day and enjoy the weather while we got it. Internet warrior.

I can agree with that.

Look, I am saying that I agree with what Jesus taught, no question. But I don’t think he was a magic zombie man.

And I do believe in God/Godhead, and I am not a hard physicalist.

The miracle of Jesus is mostly that he helped people without asking for money, which the pharisees and sadducees were doing by order of the Roman empire, while additionally refusing to assist gentiles.

And the J-Sauce was like, “fuck this stupid shit. And fuck the Romans and their self-perceived authority to deny the basic commandment: Love thy neighbor.”

Jesus was punk as fuck. He refused to stand down, the Romans tried to twist the narrative so that his own supporters would be blamed, and made an example of.

But that holy spirit should die. Hence, fuck ICE. I will happily die to defend my neighbor, without using any force. Just an example.

But if you strike me first, well, I will take action to stop you from doing it again. Pacifism is not submission.

Oh, dude, Life of Brian. Must see. Relevant to the discussion and hilarious.

What a weird way to complement my humor. I think you have the ability to be funny, too!

Btw… you apparently didn’t watch Monty Python.

You can’t see the tone of my voice. You can’t hear the expression on my face.

You can’t feel my energy without shaking my hand.

Welcome to the Internet. You might want to buy me a beer after I fix your computer and help you move a couch.

And maybe, you might get my joke.

All the love.

You are missing what I just said. So it goes.

Odd… this is what I might ask my leg.

What do you think about CPR?

Do what? Holy hell, so you not know what memetics are, you dip?

Believe? Idiot. I am irreligious. You are sanctimoniously being EXACTLY what you are attacking, MAGA.

Should we coin the term Atheist Nationalist, or maybe Hard-Physicalist Nationalist, or maybe Agnostic Nationalist Front. Maybe Nationalist Atheistic Materialistic Front.

Splitters.

Or just read the damn book before opening your mouth.

Sorry, I could have been kinder in the way I am explaining you are literally exactly what you hate.

Why do you even hate? Must be a sad time.

*weren’t counted. 5000 families held an impromptu potluck.