It was the divorce.

A lazy cat in human skin, an eldritch being borne of the '90s.
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We do all live in hell tbf
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•a mechanic crashed one of my dad's cars once, claimed it was his dream car and he just wanted to drive it. my dad actually just let it go.English
9·11 days agoLess than a week lol. He used several apparently.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•a mechanic crashed one of my dad's cars once, claimed it was his dream car and he just wanted to drive it. my dad actually just let it go.English
31·11 days agoMy mom’s was used by a mechanic to stalk a girl, fun times.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The faces of people just right after a mass shooting, hmmmEnglish
2·16 days ago( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yep, it’s a cone. They make ones with fun prints too, like with sprinkles and icing. This one is one from the vet. I try to take it off a few times per day and give him scratches.

His name is Antonio, Scarface.
His brother also had a successful surgery this week on a lump on his cheek. We’re playing hospital this week. Guess I’ll have time for memes. 😂

He got his leg caught in the back door while the wind blew it shut. :( I feel so bad, but he seems fine. Really, really high atm lol. Nothing broken though! Just needed stitches and a little sew. Literally the most expensive cat though. Every few years we are doing something lmao
It’s the socratic method.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•If you count incarceration, same as it ever was.English
2·1 month agoTime is a flat circle.
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cats@lemmy.world•Bath time! Best way to remove the winter coat!English
2·1 month agoYeah, outside of this month he isn’t too bad, just occasional little ones around his bad joints, which I try to get after he is medicated for the night. I also have a husky mix molting atm, so at least they’re in sync and get the fluff all out at once. 😂😂
I heard she’s got massive tits too.
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cats@lemmy.world•Bath time! Best way to remove the winter coat!English
3·1 month agoYea, this is beyond all that. I’m having them finish the job when they put him under anesthetic next week for a little operation. I usually get him a lions cut this time of year. His undercoat is just so fine.
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cats@lemmy.world•Bath time! Best way to remove the winter coat!English
4·1 month agoLmao my 19 year old boy is a fighter, we always end up with battle wounds if he needs a bath. He finds the comb and brush a bit too overstimulating this time of year too, too many tugs for the amount I’d have to do… So, he gets a nice patchy butt whenever I can dart in for a dreadlock. He is definitely part maine coon (large), so his hips aren’t great for grooming. A small price to pay haha, at least I get to call him more silly names for the month.

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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Says the U.S. Can't Pay for Healthcare or Daycare, Only WarEnglish
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