“Men’s asses, muscualr man ass, totally not gay platonic Sen. Jon Husted full blown ass up naked man ass.”

I think they’re so excited cause it’s the first time something they unveiled (albeit, useless) didn’t blowup or fail on a showcase. Big win for Tesla! The curtain didn’t reveal the Wizard of Oz this time!

I had a boss say the line ‘we’re a family here’ and I could not contain myself. I laughed so hard. He ended leaving for another job that paid more so who’s laughing now. He had literally no idea what my job title was or my role. We were a department of four. That guy was fucking awesome.

Ironically, the original message “AI is going to take over the world and kill us” is still accurate, except we’ll give it the keys on purpose or accident with the AI being… this.