And shit stinks. Now here’s Tom with the weather

You have to ask what they charge before you cum in them not after. Rookie mistake. I’m a veteran of cumming on maids and that’s rule #1.

True fact: if you pay them enough they’ll even let you shum on them.

You heard me, bitch.

I fuck then until they literally disintegrate and then use the snail paste as lube. It’s the humane thing to do.its also a never ending cycle. Which is good. For me. Not the snails so much.

Peyote

I mean.

Occam’s razor would suggest otherwise.

But anything is possible, I guess.

A FALSE CHOICE FALLACY IS A FUCKING FALLACY

The two events more than likely have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

You should cut your face off and eat it.

Not many people have done that so you’d no longer be worthless, and you’d be a hideous monstrosity and hideous monstrosities have shock value so you’d have value, too.

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Credit where credit is due, this was pretty badass.

Also something an absolute unhinged fucking lunatic would do. But badass.

The best part of Hannah Montana Linux is that there is no terminal. You just stick your dick into the interface hole, or ofc you can jam the interface stick inside you, and it knows what you want done without you having to do anything.

Because they’re a fucking idiot that believes magic people come back from the dead and that some vaguely sapient being created the entire vastness of the infinite universe with its mind boggling complexity, and sent another magic person to earth to help humanity, and that instead of offering actual help, like, you know, telling people that mold kills bacteria, he just said a bunch of shit about love that can easily be misinterpreted.

Seriously, if Jesus had just taught people about penicillin and then died he’d have done infinitely more good and infinitely less harm than he did.

All that idiotic, steaming horse shit in the bible and not one fucking sliver of insight into the nature of the fucking world. Not one.

That’s a hornse

Hahahahahahhahahahah

Your dad is a stupid fucking piece of shit.

But I have so many weak excuses with incredibly easy solutions, along with very light social pressure to continue using them, it’s impossible.

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That’s some salient corn right there