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If i want the internet, I tap on the little internet app. Wth is a browser?

“What message? Oh no, I blocked unknown numbers, I didn’t see that”

Feel like this is pretty easy to work around…

Haha yeah, I am on the workforce going on three decades, and no way I’d mix work and play.

Few years back my employer tried to start a local tech conference. All of us got invite codes, “50% off for your friends”. If you had a certain number of referrals you’d get a cash bonus on top, dont remember how much, couple hundred bucks. I passed that code on exactly zero times, because of course I wouldn’t ask my friends to spend money and obvs for me that was a work event. Why would I want my private circle there?

How likely are you to recommend our product to your friends?

Extremely unlikely, because I just dont talk about random products to my friends…

Yeah, except if you’re outside our borders, then our frontex will sink your dinghy in the ocean. Happy drowning!

If windows is 100% nightmare, Ubuntu is like 5 to 10% that. While other distros are 0 to 1 percent.