“Timothy where on earth did you go, god why don’t I know…

Except there won’t be a happy landing…

Knowing my luck, I’d trip on the stairs and shit myself before my ass cheeks reach the seat.

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“I was gonna ride the bus, but then I got high… the wheels on the bus were gonna go round and round, but then I got high…”

Someone get JD Vance some Gatorade.

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You could say you took your immortality into your own hands.

Podrace pit crew member sucked into engine.

My siblings and I had this game growing up and played the shit out of it.

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