I worry that if he dies before 2028 that it’ll wipe the slate clean on independents views of the Republican party. As if somehow it was just him that was the issue.

Newt Gingrich is still alive?!?

I mean, people sexualize feet ffs.

I salute you, Captain.

Man titties?

That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well.

It’s more attacking her for hypocrisy.

You into whips and chains perhaps?

Lol I can’t even sleep at night, let alone nap.

No worries, it’s an easy mistake to make. Youtubers have been swearing up and down he’d see consequences for a decade now. No no, not political consequences. He’s clearly turning into a bloated glowing ghoul. But I suspect before he goes feral, he’ll be ripped to pieces by mirelurks.

Hopefully a deathclaw, or at least radscorpions and ghouls.

Nearly everything he does violates at least one law.

It didn’t use to be. That’s how army surplus stores became a thing, and then how it suddenly wasn’t a thing anymore.

Republicans: “wait a second, they’re trying to beat us to the punch!”

“Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… it’s a dildo. Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, ‘a dildo’, never… your dildo.”

Nah, it’s the government. They’ll pay for a warehouse to store them and a security company to guard the warehouse.

Me since I was ~14 lol

Damn, that’s a good porn name.

Now you’re speaking my language!

Edit: But hot dogs got what bodies crave. It’s got Nitrates.

Hell I still do it, ESPECIALLY when the kid isn’t around. Finally, I get the whole pot!