What kind of tea? I hope it’s a nice roasted oolong.

Well, not for you, but for somebody else reading this. I think people assume that because the movie happens first chronologically that they should see it first. (When it was actually created after the series as a prequel.)

Shit. You shouldn’t watch the movie first, because it has major spoilers for the series in it.

Oh shit yeah. Fuck all of that.

Then asking them to clean their dishes and having them argue with you…

My anus is bleeding!

I never have this problem, but I always install with pacman.

I found learning Linux much more fun, because I didn’t have to fight with the computer on every damned thing.

my time on this earth is finite (for now)

Let me know when you get that immortality hack working!

It’s more like having only one pair of shoes. There isn’t usually a compelling reason to change them frequently, so you only need one.

And then sell you the cure.

My favorite was the boss who told me that I just had to put myself out there. This after blaming me for not being at a meeting which no one had told me about. So, I guess if you’re being kept out of the loop on important work stuff, it’s your own fault because you have a bad attitude.

Speaking as a Satanist: we don’t believe in Heaven, Hell, or an afterlife, so we’re very much anti-apocalypse. This world is the only one we’ve got, so we don’t want it to end.

The only good that prayer can do is as a mindfulness exercise, and there aren’t any shortcuts for those.

So that’s what those are for? That’s like saying “I don’t need to go running. Look, I can just draw a stick figure in this book, flip the pages, and he runs for me!”

That thing would make me want to start praying if it’s very existence didn’t prove that there was no god.

What’s wrong with effective altruism?

I don’t know how you could read the Bible and not think that’s where those are fuckers are going.

Apocalyptic religions? Where the apocalypse is a good thing? Those are scary.

These are conservatives. They won’t tolerate a woke AI.

Because they think that they’re going to be the ones who are rewarded, not the ones who will be punished.