ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat a great idealemmy.worldimagemessage-square227linkfedilinkarrow-up11.18Karrow-down132
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minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoI’ll do one better. Every extra item gets to be used against the customer to harm them. The extra item is a can of tuna? Well, we’ll beat you with the tuna. The extra item is a hammer? Well, apologies my good man, but you know the rule.
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoWe shouldn’t jump straight into violence, so how about after 5 minutes we’re allowed to beat them with anything from their cart, our cart, or the complementary whiffle ball bat?
I’ll do one better.
Every extra item gets to be used against the customer to harm them.
The extra item is a can of tuna? Well, we’ll beat you with the tuna. The extra item is a hammer? Well, apologies my good man, but you know the rule.
We shouldn’t jump straight into violence, so how about after 5 minutes we’re allowed to beat them with anything from their cart, our cart, or the complementary whiffle ball bat?