There’s a lot of fear at my job about changing code. I’ve been trying to tell them to start writing automated tests. Or at least a linter to check for syntax errors. They’re all like “ooh that sounds hard maybe next quarter”
Meanwhile, a trivial change requires a whole day because the developer has to manually test everything.
I just unilaterally added checks to code I have ownership over, but anything shared I’m getting “maybe in two quarters we can prioritize this” from management.
“It’s just one
goto, what’s the worst that could happen?”Raptors
“Trying to move an image one pixel down in Word”
Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.
Reminds me of the time my whole website started spinning because I forgot to close a tag.
Reminds me of this: 2022 - Non-Euclidean Doom: what happens to a game when pi is not 3.14159…
If AIs were able to handle this safely, I’d consider using them.
This totally happens in code where functions have plenty of side effects. And thats why functional programming can lead to fearless refactoring!
I commented out a line in the game I’m building and the enemy could suddenly control my character. Cool cool cool cool cool




