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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago

hell no!

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hell no!

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago
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    There’s a lot of fear at my job about changing code. I’ve been trying to tell them to start writing automated tests. Or at least a linter to check for syntax errors. They’re all like “ooh that sounds hard maybe next quarter”

    Meanwhile, a trivial change requires a whole day because the developer has to manually test everything.

    I just unilaterally added checks to code I have ownership over, but anything shared I’m getting “maybe in two quarters we can prioritize this” from management.

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    “It’s just one goto, what’s the worst that could happen?”

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      Raptors

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    “Trying to move an image one pixel down in Word”

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    Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.

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    Reminds me of the time my whole website started spinning because I forgot to close a tag.

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    Reminds me of this: 2022 - Non-Euclidean Doom: what happens to a game when pi is not 3.14159…

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    If AIs were able to handle this safely, I’d consider using them.

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    This totally happens in code where functions have plenty of side effects. And thats why functional programming can lead to fearless refactoring!

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    I commented out a line in the game I’m building and the enemy could suddenly control my character. Cool cool cool cool cool

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