Archive https://archive.is/w1Yln Want a permanent seat on President Donald Trump’s new international board of peace? According to a draft charter obtained by Bloomberg, permanent membership comes with a $1 billion buy-in and grants Trump the authority to decide who is admitted. The proposed “Board of Peace” would be an international body chaired by Trump himself, who would serve as its inaugural leader and retain sweeping authority over its operations. Under the draft charter, Trump would reportedly control invitations, approve the agenda, sign off on the organization’s official seal, and designate his own successor.
“Remember all those conspiracy theories about the trilateral commission and free masons and everyone? How we imagined they were smart enough and powerful enough and secret enough to control the world? What if we just pretended that shit worked and did it for real? Also pay me.”