db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Ausome Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months agoFair pointpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1301arrow-down1imageFair pointpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zonedb0@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Ausome Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down2·3 months agoIf you stab yourself with a small knife, in a few weeks you will be able to stab yourself with a larger knife. Continue doing this and you will become immune to being stabbed.
minus-squaregustofwind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·3 months agoTrue, learning how to tolerate noise on planet earth is a silly skill We should have kids stab themselves with small knives until they can do it with bigger ones
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoOr give your kids small doses of iocaine so they build up an immunity.
minus-squareBlaster M@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·3 months agoAt least, you’ll be used to the pain of the stabbing. Health problems aside from being stabbed…
If you stab yourself with a small knife, in a few weeks you will be able to stab yourself with a larger knife. Continue doing this and you will become immune to being stabbed.
True, learning how to tolerate noise on planet earth is a silly skill
We should have kids stab themselves with small knives until they can do it with bigger ones
Or give your kids small doses of iocaine so they build up an immunity.
At least, you’ll be used to the pain of the stabbing. Health problems aside from being stabbed…