- “Breighdone” (Brayden) is probably the most egregious one I haven’t brain-bleached yet. - My friend works in the billing department of a local hospital, and she will occasionally text me some crazy spellings she comes across. 
- Anferny. 
- Abcde (pronounced AB-sid-ee) was certainly memorable if nothing else. 
- Nothing could be worse than X Æ A-12. - That is like a grandma reading a hash out loud 
 
- I once met a girl called “Xinhergi” (Synergy). - I once met a girl called Xinhergi - Who thrived on late-night energy. - She’d moan and she’d grind, - With a very keen mind - For positions defying liturgy. 
 
- Not so much the spelling, just… I went to school with a girl who’s father fled the law and they ended up near us in Canada… they were originally from a trailer park in Tennessee - Her name was “Dollarina” - That name is a trajideh. 
 
 - Can we just start using cosmic horror entity names already? Reighfyl is definitely something I could see being some sort of Lovecraftian alien - Think they’ll name their next daughter Cheaughtgeughn? - Forgive me… is that supposed to be shotgun? - Yeah, at maximum Feloneigh spelling. - It hurt to read, well done 
 
 
 
 
 






