• Ftumch@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    I guess he decided someone in the afterlife needs a roundhouse kick to the face.

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          Why wouldn’t there be preggos in heaven?

          You think God raped Mary and then stopped raping? Think like Mariska Hargitay for a minute.

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Well, assuming there are pregnant people in the afterlife, regardless of how they got there, would mean:

          1. a baby can be born there
            Or
          2. a baby cannot be born there

          If a baby cannot be born there… lmao…

          If a baby can be born there, then that means that wherever/whatever the afterlife is, it can self sustain.

          If it can self sustain, it either grows bigger/more populous OR it isn’t the final destination, as it were. Both are hilarious to imagine. Never ending growth of immortals is fucking insane and makes a fun sci-fi (faith-fi?) thought experiment or story; not being the final destination is similarly fascinating, either would be fun late night campfire topics.