I have made the bigliest number lies of any president in this GREAT nation of USA! My uncle worked for NASA, he’s a very smart man, and even he hasn’t told as many lies as me. Men come up to me with tears in their eyes, big men, strong men, and they say “Thank you Mr. President, you tell the bigliest lies, the best lies”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Corfeffe!

(I’d have tried harder, but it makes me feel unclean, and stupider trying to imitate his gibberish)