not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month agotech never works for longlemmy.blahaj.zoneexternal-linkmessage-square299linkfedilinkarrow-up11.37Karrow-down147cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.33Karrow-down1external-linktech never works for longlemmy.blahaj.zonenot_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square299linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up221arrow-down1·1 month agoswap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up94arrow-down1·1 month agoI use Arch BTW. Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agohttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
minus-squarefrank@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
minus-squareOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 month agoI am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
minus-squaretrollercoaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoThat’s pneumatic Linux, though.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoActually it’s GNUmatic Linux.
minus-squareWR5@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoLikely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!
swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
I use Arch BTW.
Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
Incorrect, you need

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
You must feel compressed.
That’s pneumatic Linux, though.
Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.
Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!