I wouldn’t be too surprised if he just creates a Donald J Trump Presidential Peace Prize and awards it to himself. More surprised it hasn’t already happened.
He’s create a “THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PRIZE FOR PEACE AND PROSPERITY” and then authorize only his cabinet to award it.
He will then accept it and then display it proudly around his neck. Then he’ll say, “You know, they wanted to call this the ‘Trump’ prize because, it’s because, you know it’s the damn it’s thing. They said ‘Sir.’ You know they like to call me that. They said, ‘Sir, you’re already a great diplomat. They should name this after you.’ I think they are right but the liberal left doesn’t like that. So we make it like this.”
The sad thing is this is still more readable than a lot of what he says. Like you’re trying to do insane rambling, and it’s still not quite insane and rambling enough to sound like authentic Trump.
They’re going to put his portrait on the Nobel peace prize just you wait.
I wouldn’t be too surprised if he just creates a Donald J Trump Presidential Peace Prize and awards it to himself. More surprised it hasn’t already happened.
No, he’s not that exact.
He’s create a “THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PRIZE FOR PEACE AND PROSPERITY” and then authorize only his cabinet to award it.
He will then accept it and then display it proudly around his neck. Then he’ll say, “You know, they wanted to call this the ‘Trump’ prize because, it’s because, you know it’s the damn it’s thing. They said ‘Sir.’ You know they like to call me that. They said, ‘Sir, you’re already a great diplomat. They should name this after you.’ I think they are right but the liberal left doesn’t like that. So we make it like this.”
The sad thing is this is still more readable than a lot of what he says. Like you’re trying to do insane rambling, and it’s still not quite insane and rambling enough to sound like authentic Trump.
Hey you can have one too for the right price. Or plane.
Does Nixon count???
Maybe they will make a Noble Trump prize… no fuck dont give them ideas