sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
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-P for paedophilia!? Those poor child processes
man sex
Happy Pride!
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necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
Oh man
Not valid on Arch, obviously. ;)
yay sex
With the current AUR that’s a straight path to STDs…
paru sex just doesn’t have the same ring 😔
-F
nasal sex with plantsTrue GNU/Linux moment.
NEVER use sudo
Super use her: do ass
-o for ORGY! Use sudo to make love like a GOD!
-ois for oral,-Ois for orgy.I had a relevant anecdote, but my client is apparently very confused about code blocks.
I tried to write this four times (not including this time). Basically it was about the difference between -f and -F WRT tail. Sorry.
Well, that explains things…
Your name is now on a list. Again.
As long as one of them is the sudoers file, I’m good with that.
BUGS ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.yeah this one is going to require a bit more explaination you cannot just post that link. Is this for multi user systems or what?
It comes from a package called funny-manpages, here’s a list of the man pages it includes: https://git.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/funny-manpages/tree/man
+1
I mean, is it even POSIX compliant?
No, but it does adhere to POSEX standards.
Uh, a German joke!
(Po means butt)
You have þe best user name.
Short story: I þank đee.
Long story: I’m not quite sure where this identity journey of mine is taking me, so I’m just making sure that can change all occurrences of my name by only changing a single variable.
