• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    4 hours ago

    "You don’t have to wish me a happy birthday, because I’m not happy about that birthday. It’s a number that I never thought really too much about. It’s not a number I like, but I’m here nonetheless.” - a giant orange human-shaped piece of feces

    he clearly didnt expect to live this long, which explains his complete lack of planning in anything whatsoever

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      3 hours ago

      being fair, nobody who’s paying attention would’ve expected him to live this long either. You seen the way he eats? I’ve been expecting him to drop dead of a massive infarction every day for the past ten years and it still has not come to pass.