President Donald Trump has endorsed Matt Van Epps for Congress, with four days to go before the special 7th Congressional District primary.
“Matt Van Epps has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Congressman from Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!” Trump wrote in his endorsement on Truth Social on Oct. 3.
Shortly after Trump’s endorsement, Van Epps’ rival in the primary, state Rep. Lee Reeves, followed Trump’s lead and endorsed Van Epps, suspending his campaign.
I like how four days before the election Trump endorses his rival and Reeves is just like, “Welp, time to pack it in.”
“Whatever daddy sez is law!”
Things Matt Van Epps will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you
- Make you cry
- Say goodbye
- Tell a lie
- Hurt you
Complaint says Van Epps uniform use in campaign ad inappropriate, misleading to voters
Idk about all those things
Actually the lyric is “tell a lie and hurt you”, so if he didn’t physically slug you while lying in a campaign ad, it’s all good