• bonesawmcl@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    He’s just gonna rename both Atlantic and Pacific to American Ocean and everyone be confused. Also every lake of the great lakes will be renamed Lake of America so that the shorthand is an appropriate AAAAA!

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      2 months ago

      Well, they are connected, so it’s really just one big lake with stages. So he’ll remain the whole thing to the Big Great Lake of America

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        2 months ago

        I mean technically the oceans (and all the major rivers) are connected too, so he can rename all rivers to ‘The Greatest American River’ and all oceans to "The biggliest American Ocean’

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          2 months ago

          Now you’re talking! I took a look, and it’s all touching everything!! EVERYTHING IS PLANET AMERICA!!