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minus-squarehuquad@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up113·1 month agoI still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
minus-squarepartzel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·1 month agoGuess he sacrificed the child not its parent
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 month agoWhen killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
minus-squarecopacetic@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoIsn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-229 days agoTo be fair, child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents. Wait I like this worldbuilding.
minus-squareAqivex@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIt is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot. Let’s see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·29 days agoReboot already has a grim dark season where Bob dies and Enzo becomes more scruffy. Yes, it’s still ultimately a kids show, but it is much more dark comparatively.
minus-squarehorsesaysweird@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoSounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
minus-squaresetVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoHave you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agobro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoRAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.
I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
Did they become a zombie?
Guess he sacrificed the child not its parent
When killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
Isn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
To be fair, child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents.
Wait I like this worldbuilding.
It is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot.
Let’s see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.
Reboot already has a grim dark season where Bob dies and Enzo becomes more scruffy. Yes, it’s still ultimately a kids show, but it is much more dark comparatively.
Sounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
I just downloaded it
Have you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
bro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
RAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.