A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.
I don’t want to be a nut buster but aren’t you supposed to beat the meat bunch to clear the remains after till it’s clean?
Yes, you’re supposed to ejaculate a few times before you bring in a sample to have it tested. But you’re supposed to wait a week or two before any sexual action after the actual surgery.
IIRC I was prescribed like 30 ejaculations over the course of two months. I could be wrong about the exact number but I remember thinking I had to actually put an effort and some consistency into it if I was going to hit the target.
“Sorry boss, my doctor said I literally have to jerk off all day”
Jeeez. My friends who have gotten vasectomies were told a couple is fine, and they were shooting blanks after maybe 7-10 cums hahaha
If you fap with your right hand, how the fuck are you supposed to hold the mouse?
“hey cortana, slo-mo!”
With the left hand. You don’t need that much dexterity to click thumbnail images.
Keyboard navigation, fam.
So you’re saying vim keybinds can up my gooning game?
If your browser supports it, yes.
