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Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl
(I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.
(I haven’t met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
Good boy ralph
A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life.
Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.
Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?
The paws have fent residue
