• Variants of Concern@lemmy.oneEnglish
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    3 years ago

    Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it’s ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that’s when I became a dedicated kid closer

    • kn33@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      3 years ago

      dedicated kid closer

      “Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

  • PorkRoll@lemmy.world
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    3 years ago

    I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.