It is real. It’s the most real thing that’s ever, it’s amazing. Trump called me, he said SippyCup I need your help, the whole world needs to hear this but nobody believes it, it’s so unbelievable. And I said don’t worry Mr President, I’ll handle it. I’ll tell them and he said oh My God thank you so much. You’re so amazing. You’re the only person in the world I can trust with this. It’s true

Sadly the line between satire and reality is way too thin these days. And with “too thin” I mean mostly non existent.