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Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.
100° = really fuckin’ hot
0° = really fuckin’ cold0°C - pretty cold
100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass
100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.
I found 118 last month for the first time. It was extremely warm
What’s the beer for? To be paired with the human ham I’ll turn into if I am exposed to 100 °C for too long?
It’s the one part of Murica measurements that makes decent sense. Science aside I just want to know what to wear that day in a human scale.
Yeah, celsius users will be like “I can’t understand this scientific celsius scale, how can I possible know whether it is saying I should wear shorts or a big fur coat. I wish I had a human scale”.
Das hat er wohl aus unerFAHRENHEIT gemacht!
I had to use Google Translate creatively to get this joke, but I’m delighted none the less.
For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.
12 inches = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
22 yards = 1 chain
10 chains = 1 furlong
8 furlongs = 1 mile
3 miles = 1 league
And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:
1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre
Edit: bruh.




