Hey, it’s 80% of reported violent crime. We’re just better at it and don’t get caught, obvs.
The real reason women love true crime podcasts: learning from the mistakes of others
And watching all the men fail
Sometimes minor league ball is a more interesting game.
I am officially calling true crime tv “the minor leagues”
80% of violent crime? Cute. Lesbians are busy cornering the space crime market (allegedly).
That was a fake, just so you’re aware. Still hilarious as a meme.
oh… I guess it’s true what they say… never meet your heroes…
Be the lesbian space crime you want to see I guess?
Be gay. Do space crime
Checkmate feminists.
But but but if they did 80% then MEN wouldn’t be taken seriously!!!
How so? They can both do 80%. This will increase the total number of crimes to 160% but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to pay to protect equality, the second amendment and the free world.
So who’s committing the final 80% of crime then? Nonbinary people?
🎸🇺🇸🦅
FUCK YEAH!
Imagine running an excavator with a hard hat on like you don’t have ROPS/FOPS.
Could be in and out of the machine often at a site/plant that requires it outside and doesn’t bother to take it off?
The reality is that it’s probably a photoshoot
“ROPS (Roll-Over Protective Structure) and FOPS (Falling Object Protective Structure) are safety features integrated into heavy machinery to protect operators.”
For everyone else unfamiliar with those acronyms!
You do realize everyone has to wear a hard hat on a construction site by osha safety standards right?
No theyre just supposed to.
The crane operators I work with defintely dont.
They are above the rules. Unless you’re on one of the cranes with the security cameras
That’s what the FOPS is for.
FOPS isn’t going to help if one of those violent criminals tomahawk-throws a framing hammer at your head!
Sure it is a redundant protection but as a longtime journey level construction worker I can tell you you still have to wear a hard hat on construction sites anywhere on site
As a long time equipment operator who puts their hard hat on only outside of the equipment, okay.
You still wear your cup throughout the whole shift though right?
I know in my area this hard hat rule is strictly enforced.
Do we have Americans (no rules) vs Canadians (actual safety) going on in this discussion?
Sometimes Canada goes overboard. In Ontario you need to wear a hard hat to plant trees.
No offense but we just moved from everyone on a construction site needs one to the construction sites in your area needs one.
I wouldn’t have disagreed with you if you started with that.
I know cal osha requires everyone at all times needs a hard hat on a construction site. I don’t work small private residential cal osha may be more strict on bigger jobs but it is an osha requirement here so I assumed it was a federal osha policy. I know it was definitely covered in my osha 10 and OSHA 30 courses. I was also an instructor for my trade union and this is what is taught in the nationwide union curriculum and yes any heavy equipment we use we have to wear a hard hat while operating nationwide In my trade.
I can just imagine it now. Me, in my little hard hat, on a big ol excavator, paying no mind to the ROPS/FOPS overhead, completely safe from all the debris that wants nothing more than to crack open my noggin, excavating to my hearts content!
Oh what a day that would be!
Gonna be trotting out the ol’ 13/50 next?
But this one is accurate and that one is white suprematist nonsense.
Lol great point
Wow, com’on now we can do this!
More like, want to have the same outcome as men at 80% of the effort.
Or am I making a shitty effort meme that mimics OP? If you’re offended by this joke and not by OP, think of your own bias.
Studies have shown that males are jailed with 8:2 ratio compared to their female counterparts!
We demand equal prison female population for equal criminal efforts! Just because I’m a woman, does not make me an inferior criminal! lmao…!
OP is a lighthearted joke that punches up, whereas yours was the opposite. Maybe think about your own biases, jackass.
how the fuck is attacking men punching “up”? Are men a monolith in your world?
We’re not a monolith but I am aware of some facts about us, like we’re statistically more likely to have shorter hair and take more dangerous jobs and commit violence—none of which offend me although the third one is incredibly disappointing.
I believe I can see where you’re coming from. That said I would be interested in reading a bit more about your perspective on why this meme attacks men. Thank ya
Replace “men” with just about any protected class, and this statistic with another one that reflezcts comparably on that group.
Yes! Black people are far more likely to go to prison in the US! We white people need to work on that!
Is it really punching up though? The victim complex is part of the bias, jackass.
Although it might have been funnier to make it 20% effort.
Dude
Yeah dude. How can they be expected to be taken seriously with a mere 20%. Slackers.
The fuck is this foolishness
Man you need to be more concerned with your jokes being funny than being offensive
Good, so you agree that OP made a shitty meme too? I just made the same joke but reversed it.
Men are so butt hurt lol can’t even take a joke without crying like a little baby 😂
So sexist jokes are only funny when men are the target? Fucking hypocrite.
You’re a dickhead
And all i had to do is perform 80% of all crimes!
This ain’t it, chief.
thats not what an antimeme is, this meme has a very standard punchline
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