He doesn’t even know what time it is

You’d have to ask Canada, Greenland, Venezuela, Iran, or Mexico.

Help help

Was one of my favorite characters in an otherwise unlikable show (GoT)

It’s gotta be $5,047 at least

I think from now on I’m going to refer to it as the Bank of Ontario

So if the next president changes Lake Ontario to Lake Apple Maps or Lake Fuck Google via executive order, I fully expect Google to comply with the same enthusiasm.

Unless their title has less words in it and they make more money than you, then unfortunately often yes it is your emergency

Microsoft Outlook 2: the search for more money

Saturation divers is pretty high too.

I think the reverses would cancel each other out making this simply an engineering tool

Mental illness on display

I certainly do not want them in this one that’s for sure.

Help help I’m being irrationalized!

“Don’t worry about it. I just need to look like I’m doing something but there’s no chance this passes. That’s why I did it at the federal level and not at the state level”

Oh man that’s a throwback, I liked Brian Reagan

“not to brag or anything, but I manage to stay at least 500 ft away from all schools, parks, and playgrounds. Much further away than most people, they tell me, Donald you stay further away from schools and playgrounds and parks than any other president. Much further away than sleepy Joe and Obama”

Ah you’re right, I totally just misread the comment derp

Boardwalk and Park Place, and yes it eventually comes down to whoever lands on one of those first that doesn’t own it. They probably lose first.

“I can’t go out for a pack of smokes without running into 9 databases that you dropped!”