Bismyth

A Russian Sausage is a South African imitation of the Polish Kielbasa that was adapted by early European immigrants in South Africa. So a Russian Roll is pretty much a Hot Dog Roll but with a Russian Sausage instead

It’s saturday here and I’m working from home. Got me a russian roll and chippies (or french fries). Yum.

How dare you come here with your sound logic and reason that makes sense

This is actually great!
Social media sites should do this. There’s never a good reason to be on [Insert Corporate Slop Social Media Website here] at 3AM.

You’re right, these are awful. Have an upvote

Random but in Afrikaans, oom means uncle. Thought that was mildly humorous.

Polyester

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