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Well you can’t just drop a bomb like that without backing it up

What the actual fuck is this misbegotten creature? It pumps blood into its hair, and it can break its toes to make Wolverine claws

Nature is metal

A Jackie Brown meme? In my feed!?

I’m here for it

This isn’t that hard of a crisis, just excommunicate the nazis.

Boom, problem solved. Being the pope is easy, next try selling some of your gold and jewels to feed the hungry.

I mean, you got it totally right about how it works, that’s better than most people. I work in retail and you hear some pretty crazy beliefs about how it works.

Totally agree with you about nationalizing. Food is a universal right and we should treat it as such.

This is not a law, it’s a common and voluntary thing by the retailer.

I wish it was a law, that’d be sick and nip this whole surge thing in the bud.

$15 in Quebec now, that’s neat

Well, pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs! Who doesn’t like a pangram?

My wife has ADHD, and I have wicked social anxiety. This is a constant struggle.

It’s tough because what she seems to want most is an active listener, but I literally can’t keep up with all of her conversations. It’s caused friction before because she’ll tell me she’s told me something I’ve forgotten and accused me of not listening to her - but I just can’t absorb everything that’s being said. Especially when she gets excited and I’d swear she can speak nonstop without pausing for breath.

At the end of the day I view a lot of her speech as like… vocal stimming. And I get easily overstimulated.

It’s a communication issue, and when miscommunicating both sides have a part to play. We’ve worked out a system where if she has something important to say she’ll clearly ask me to listen so I can stop what I’m doing and pay attention. And likewise, if she’s going too fast I’m allowed to interrupt her to ask her to slow down.

“Grandma didn’t make it”

“…gg”

Mozza sticks (breaded, fried cheese) are frequently seen as a restaurant appetizer

So the idea is that six string cheeses is too much food, but if you dress it up somehow it becomes a first course

Actually I think you’ll find it was the chemicals in the frogs that turned the water gay

Jack McDaniels serves what I like to call an Unhappy Meal

I have some cucumbers in the fridge right now, guess who’s making salad later

Cucumbers were always my favorite part too. I was embarrassingly old before I realized you can just chop up a bowl of cucumbers and call it a salad

Split it, lick it, dip it

Some grocery stores only give a staff discount on certain days of the week. But the five-finger discount works every day

I’m constantly asking people to repeat themselves, especially at work. After two or three failed attempts people start treating me like I’m stupid.

I’m not stupid, it’s just that the radio, the equipment, the alarms, and the dozens of conversations happening around us are drowning out my tinnitus. And you want to mumble out a complex conversation without saying “hey listen” to get my attention first. Like a stupid person.

I need a better job. One that doesn’t make me feel stupid

The one I use is called Firefox

Jokes aside, they do not have an official app. There is an unofficial one on the play store, and they have a public API so maybe someone might make one down the line

“Let’s make litter out of these literati!”

“That’s too clever, you’re one of them!” POW!

Like so much of the simpsons, lives rent free in my head

I’m here to plug TMDB. It does everything I want from IMDB without being owned by Amazon

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

You take a four panel comic, have one line stand up, two panels with two lines standing up, and one panel with two lines perpendicular to each other. Congratulations! It’s a joke about miscarriage

Well, it is and it isn’t
Understanding the date labels on your food

If the product has a shelf life of less than 90 days, it must have either a best before or packed on date with specific rules about how it’s formatted. If it has a shelf life greater than 90 days, the best before date is optional. Also a best before date has no guarantee that the product isn’t spoiled, but also may be perfectly safe to consume well beyond the best before date.

To further muddy the waters, there are actual expiration dates which must be included on very specific products. Mostly medical diets, meal replacements, and infant formula. This means that best before dates are not expiration dates, although most people use the term interchangeably. Indeed, even this article does because alcohol would have a best before date and the article is quoted as saying it’s expiring.

Anyway, apart from actual “expiration dates” which are serious business, best before dates do seem to be largely based on vibes and woo-woo

Edit: And you know what else, this all Canadian regulations. I have no idea how that impacts an imported product. I’m assuming an import has to follow our regulations in order to be sold, but hey, anything goes in business