This man need to be in charge of a government department!

I had the same thought yesterday but for Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails.

They will investigate themselves, but they’ll find no wrongdoing.

When someone thanks me for holding the door, I let them know I wasn’t holding open for them. I was holding it those people coming and point to someone way too far away to hold a door open for.

Maybe they should give them extra money and resources so they can produce two versions: normal, and background mode with reiteration littered through it.

Dude… Too soon.

It’s missing layer 8 with a cat slowly and intentionally pushing the stack over while looking the IT cat directly in the eyes as it finally topples over. Then complains that nothing’s working but also not providing any helpful information.

I assume if it’s on a burger it’s sliced cheese. Was is it white? Do they bleach it?

There’s nothing quite like that moment when you realise that you’re about to pee your pants because body signals didn’t register. But then you also go, I’ll try to hold out so I can just do this, one, thing…

You’re alright in my books neukenindekeuken. Keep on just being you.

My whole life I’ve said I have a bad memory. But in the last couple of years I’ve come to the realisation that my memory is no worse than anyone else’s, I just have bad recall.

Like you said with, starting of a story, the trick is getting the right trigger.

Although I’ve also found that there are something’s I have no memory of at all which is alarming and still makes me worry about dementia… Hopefully I don’t remember I don’t have those memories.

I’ll circle back to this

Are poor people even considered people?

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Ahh the ol’ parental, “I’m cold, so you need to put in a jumper!”