Free cyanide vial with every sign-up!

“Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells”, but unironically.

I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.

Yes, i know what Linux is. I was being facetious.

Just ask an audiophile what they think about blind tests. If they argue against them you’ve found a snake oil salesman.

If there are future generations, they will look at this the way we look at Nazi Germany today.

If only there was an operating system not controlled by evil megacorporations.

… its new structure is a test for whether AI serves society or shareholders

Gee, I can’t wait to see the results of this test!

Not being an old white racist, to be more specific.

Great cover story. At this point, no conspiracy theory is crazy enough to not be true.

I’ve seen that one on Reddit at least ten years ago. Cute little buggers, though.

How could I have made it more obvious?

I’m a bit confused. Which one is the top here?

Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

They’ll successfully fool the people who want to be fooled.

What ideal nation would that be?

Ich hoffe, Sie haben ihren Müll ordentlich getrennt! Außerdem ist jetzt Ruhezeit, also bitte leise pfostieren!

I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.

Seconded. Don’t nuke your current devices until you’re really sure you know what you’re doing. Getting started is very easy. Just take any old box you have lying around and stay tinkering.

It’s a total mystery. Nobody could ever guess.