“work, work, work, work, and work (that dick)”

I’ll do the same for Icelandic “Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar”

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

How the fuck would you function without an inner monologue AND aphantasia…

I play DND with a “theatre of the mind” battle system (no map or miniatures, we just remember where we are) with a a dude who’s a 5 and I have no idea how he does it.

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home

I’ll remember this advice

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a white russian or an iced latte. Either way I want it.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks

But the skin is the best part!