The voice line also plays at like, the maximum dialoge volume. Super jolting.

I heard this in Greg Eagles’ (Grim) voice

I got tickets to the blernsball game.

It’s a simple equation. But out of habit and not wanting to get it wrong, we type it into a calculator just to be sure, but it makes you look dumb, so you look around to ensure no one thinks you can’t do basic math

Children think being adult is the ability to have ice cream whenever you want. But then as an adult we realise why we shouldn’t.

-book of kek 4:69

You get a full size candy bar for putting up with it though