We need a c/RimjobSteve, STAT!

I just fucking work there. For minimum wage. I’m the one kindness those cows get so fuck your judgement.

Fuck the normies

I worked in IT support for 15 years. Now I work on a dairy farm. Cows are way better than people. Go into farming, fellow lemmings. It’s so rewarding.

Fuck you, OP. Let’s see you export cells in a spreadsheet or send a letter. Ass.

Just fucking die already, you orange fuck!

Yeah, the problem is with the wording. This isn’t a request. It’s a notice. I will not be here these days. Prepare for my absence or don’t, up to you. Again, I won’t be here to deal with the fallout in either case.

And jean

I totally get your hilarious and accurate reference but if you could explain it for my less-cultured friend here… Please?

I hope your day gets better, internet stranger.

The one obituary I look forward to every single day. C’mon lil blood vessel, you can do it!